A List of My Top Five Christmas Movies

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Around the holiday season all the movies with any sort of Christmas theme hit the air waves. Every year on Christmas Day, A Christmas Story plays on repeat the entire day which provides many family get-togethers with something to have on the television in the background of all the festivities. I'm not the type of person who is sold on a Christmas movie simply because it is Christmas themed, but I do have a handful of favorites. I've seen almost all the front-runners, like National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (sorry, not a big fan of Chevy Chase), Miracle on 34th Street, and even unconventional Christmas movies like Die Hard. But none of those make my list of favorites. Check out my list (there are a lot of videos hyperlinked below, so be sure to relive many of the great moments via YouTube)
5. Home Alone - Home Alone 2 - The Santa Clause
While this should be considered cheating because I listed three movies, this is my post, and tis' the season to give -- so I'm giving you three for the price of one. Really, I included these three together because they are all children's movies that are significant to me because I grew up with these Christmas tales. They aren't actually great movies many would argue (the shenanigans Kevin gets away with is unreal), but they are a lot of fun to watch around Christmas to remember the bliss of being a child in the holiday season. All three films are loaded with classic lines that I insert into conversations far too often (I'm a movie guy, sue me). "Keep the change ya filthy animal." Home Alone Check-Out Woman: "Are you here all by yourself?" Kevin: "Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here, alone? I don't think so." Home Alone 2 - Lost in New York - Best Holiday Movies - Christmas - 2013 - Minnesota Connected Home Alone 2  Kate MCcllister: "KEVIN!!!!" --- Kevin: "I'm down here ya big horse's ass... nice night for a neck injury." Marv: "SUCK BRICK KID!" --- Kate McCallister: "What kind of idiots do you have working here?" Mrs. Stone: "The finest in New York." --- Cedrick the Bellman: "Do you know how the TV works?" Kevin McCallister: "I'm 10-years-old. TV is my life." The whole entire hotel staff is a joy to watch -- Tim Curry and Rob Schneider are fantastic with one another, "Come along Cedric." My favorite scene has to be when the hotel group goes after Kevin and he perfectly plays the VCR to interact with Curry. I love the way Curry answers all the questions. Gangster: "And you was here last night too wasn't you?" Concierge (Curry): "Yeees sir... I was." The Santa Clause The Santa Clause - Best Christmas Movies - Holidays - Minnesota Connected Although this movie is definitely for kids, with the comedic talent of Tim Allen, adults can easily enjoy this flick as well. Allen has so many great one liners and rants in this film that he alone makes this Santa mix-up worth watching. His back and forth with Neil is always a treat, not to mention his disbelief in Santa and Barabas, Barnaby, er, Bernard, telling him all the details of his new job. My favorite moment is when he returns to the little girl Sarah's house and he drinks the soy milk. The expression on Allen's face is etched in my memory forever. Sarah: "You're fatter this year." Santa: "Thank you. You've grown too. Now go back to sleep." [Drinks the milk and gags a little] Sarah: "What's wrong?" Santa: "I think the milk's a little sour." Sarah: "It's soy milk." Santa: "Huh?" Sarah: "You said you were lactose intolerant." --- Scott: "Fella, if you can hear me, I'm just looking for your identification. As soon as I find out who you are, I'll give you a lift back to the mall." My one bleak observation from the film: how cold is it of the elves to show absolutely no sadness or grieving when the old Santa dies? I mean, the guy fell off a two story roof and died! But the elves don't care, they just go about their business making toys when a new Santa arrives, not one of them with a flicker of heartache despite losing their figurehead. Maybe he was a temporary Santa? Poor Tim Allen, when he dies, no one will bat an eye and those robotic elves will just move onto the next Santa slave.
4.  A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story - Best Christmas Movies - Holidays - 2013 - Minnesota Connected You would be hard-pressed to find anyone making a favorite Christmas movie list without A Christmas Story on it -- it's a classic in every sense of the word, hence why it's on repeat for 24 straight hours on the 25th of December. Watching the story of Ralphie and his family navigate through the Christmas season is such a trip, as their experiences mirror many of our own. The film made famous the leg lamp, soap for swearwords, the tongue stuck to the frozen pole, and of course, the phrase, "You'll shoot your eye out kid." But by far, my favorite moment of the movie is when Ralphie is helping his dad fix the flat tire. "Oooooh fuuudge. Only I didn't say 'Fudge.' I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the 'F-dash-dash-dash' word!"
3. Bad Santa

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This is definitely a guilty pleasure of mine, and many others who love raunchy comedy, because Billy Bob Thornton is absolutely transcendent as a deplorable drunk mall Santa. This movie has more laugh out loud moments than any other on this list. Watching the drunk, careless Santa interact with a sweet, genuine, kid who whole-heartedly believes in Santa, and not just any Santa, but this pathetic Santa, provides for many keepsake moments. It's always touching to see Thornton's Grinch heart slowly soften toward his oblivious companion.
2. Elf
Elf - Best Christmas Movies - Holidays - Minnesota Connected - 2013 This movie has so many endearing lines and moments, it's far too difficult to even narrow it down to a few. Will Ferrell thrives in his element, acting like a big goofy kid as Buddy the Elf, and in my opinion, this is his best role to date. The best thing about Elf is that it appeals to all ages and audiences -- it's goofy enough to make little kids laugh and has enough wit to make adults chuckle over and over. Plus, it has a nice mushy ending to put this Christmas movie over the top. If you don't like Elf, some might call you a Cotton-headed-ninny-muggins!
1. It's a Wonderful Life
Its a Wonderful Life - Best Christmas Movies - Holidays It's tough to put another movie atop my list. My parents introduced me to this classic when I was a young kid and I have adored it since. Though I am not usually a fan of old school movies like It's a Wonderful Life, this film is one of the few exceptions. The story of a selfless man losing perspective on just how good his life is never gets old. It doesn't hurt to have Jimmy Stewart as the lead, and he is unforgettable as George Bailey. This story always makes me think about how one person can impact so many in such a positive way -- his constant service made all those he helped rally to return the favor in the end. The final scene shown above is one of those Hollywood moments that will forever live in the heart of Christmas -- every time I watch person after person pour into the Bailey living room to give back, I choke up. My favorite character of the movie is Mary though, George's rock and faithful companion. The older Mary played by Donna Reed has timeless beauty, but her character's best moment comes earlier in the film when George works as a soda jerk. "Is this the ear you can't hear out of? George Bailey, I'll love you til the day I die." So thus concludes my list of my favorite Christmas movies. Of course, I'm sure I left off some of your favorites. What movies would be in your top five? Honorable Mention: All versions of A Christmas Carol -- I love the tale, but it's never made me laugh or cry like any of these on the list. Photos via: Google FOLLOW MATTHEW DEERY

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