David Letterman's 'Top Ten Least Successful Minnesota Businesses'
Posted by Matthew Deery on Tuesday, September 24, 2013 at 12:00 AM By Matthew Deery / September 24, 2013 Comment
Top Ten Ways to Mispronounce the Name Kirby Puckett. On Monday evening at a Minnesota Business Partnership dinner, Letterman appeared via a video feed -- he joked with the audience and debuted his Top Ten Least Successful Minnesota Businesses. Al Franken asked Letterman to appear partly in response to a Top Ten list, composed by Minnesota legislative leaders, of "highlights" from the recently completed session. The famed late night host joked with the group about stealing the classic Late Night segment, "That was funny. What would be funny is if I don’t sue you thieving bastards.” Letterman went on to recite his own Top Ten list, definitely not short of a few laughs. 10. 2M 9. Ventura’s Secret 8. Whore-mel 7. Land-O-Lactose 6. The law firm of Olson, Carlson, Gustafson, Jensen, Peterson, Petersen, Pederson and Schwartz. 5. Strip Mall of America 4. Buffalo Mild-Mannered Wings 3. Second Best Buy 2. Prince’s Awkwardly Shaped Guitar Center 1. (Minnesota Business Partnership executive director) Charlie Weaver’s House of Toast Images via: Google